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Spekki to Goat: Just stand there and you'll be the most famous goat in the world. I promise.Very Last Word Lenny - Mon 10th Mar 2008 |
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Goat to Spekki: You mean they just want me to stand here, wag my tail, and look at you, and they're going to use the photograph in a music caption competition? What's in it for me? Last Word Lenny - Mon 10th Mar 2008 |
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Goat to Curious Observer: The year of the Goat? No that was 2003. Now there is an album called ‘Year of the Cat’, by Al Stewart. Is that what you mean? Fred - Tue 8th Jan 2008 |
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Goat to dance instructor: yes, I had difficulty with the Foursome Reel Highland Fling, but I enjoyed the Line Dancing. I'll be back again for another lesson next week. Citrus Cid - Sat 13th Oct 2007 |
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The goatee serves as a reminder that a few hairs (pubes notwithstanding) need to be plucked before you even consider the guitar strings. Image is everything. A & R are all on the unemployment line due to the merger of all the biggies or haven't you heard. A Goatee will do wonders for your career. Goat -tee and mustache - Sat 6th Oct 2007 |
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Goat to passer by: Yes, we're looking for music acts for a pub I run, called the Nag's Head. Do you play an instrument? Tommy - Tue 18th Sep 2007 |
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A&R man to goat: You look like you've got shed loads of talent. Go on then. Show me what you can do. Timmy - Thu 6th Sep 2007 |
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Look buddy. Burrito, taco or whatever. You're not getting these lyrics from around my neck. Hudeelio - Wed 22nd Aug 2007 |
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Although he knew that auditions for new band members would throw up surprises, he hadn’t expected a goat to appear. Now if there was just some way he could work this particularly determined one into the act. Hoolio - Mon 14th May 2007 |
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As the glitterati took their seats inside for Spekki's designer 'Coat and Necklace' fashion show, they were blissfully unaware of the chaos unfolding backstage due to a mis-spelt post it note x Eddy - Tue 1st May 2007 |
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Not a caption... but very relevant - http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_4740000/newsid_4748200/4748292.stm auntie - Mon 16th Apr 2007 |
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"I don't care what they told you about goats eating anything - I'm not eating that!" George Orwell - Wed 4th Apr 2007 |
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The much hyped first episode of 'Im a Singer/Songwriter Get Me Out Of Here' attracted mixed reviews after programme makers failed to raise enough funds to film the new reality TV show in the originally intended exotic location. A spokesman for the show said tonight that if it hadn't been for the chance offer of the boom operator's Aunty's boyfriend's cousin's farm in Cumbria, the show might not have made it to air at all. Eddy - Wed 21st Mar 2007 |
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This little piggy went to the market?? No, that’s next door. This is ‘I know an old lady who swallowed a goat’. Hoolio the Literary Hippo - Wed 28th Feb 2007 |
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The town centre? Oh no mate, you're miles off. Eddy - Sat 24th Feb 2007 |
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It was the first step on a very long road but Spekki knew he was on his way. The goats milk market was going to be his! Eddy - Sat 24th Feb 2007 |
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What do you mean you don't know how to change me back? Eddy - Sat 24th Feb 2007 |
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"Your advert said you were a blonde air hostess from Reading..." Dog - Wed 21st Feb 2007 |
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No Chris, I'm not going to the Firkin and Fox with you. (security code is woolie - now that's appropriate) einstein - Mon 19th Feb 2007 |
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Goat to A&R man: Hi. My name is Bingo and I’m a goat. I play the guitar, piano and harmonica, and occasionally, when I’m feeling really ‘wild’, I play the melodica. I write my own tunes and I hope to one day make it on to Top of The Pops. Do you represent one of the majors or are you from a smaller independent label? Hoolio On A Roll - Sun 18th Feb 2007 |
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Goat to goat keeper: OK. We had an argument. We split up. There’s some other goat hitting on her now. I’ve decided to move away from the rest of the flock for a few days. I’ll move back in once the dust settles. In the meantime I’ll chill out, listen to some music and make plans for the future direction of the band. Do you still want to be our roadie? Hoolio - Sun 18th Feb 2007 |
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Goat to friendly neighbour: Look buddy. My weekends are my own. I don’t want to go fishing, sailing, canoeing, playing tennis, nothing. I just want to spend some time relaxing in the garden. I might even write a song or two in between nibbles and after dinner mints. Hoolio The Hippo - Sun 18th Feb 2007 |
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No, wait. I have an idea! Lets have a wrestle, and whoever wins gets to keep the Flying Burrito Brother lyrics from around your neck. Citrus Cid - Fri 16th Feb 2007 |
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My wife never listens to me. Why would I want a thick outdoors goat for my birthday? Valérie - Thu 15th Feb 2007 |
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Goat to Curious Observer: Yes. Well, I’m not too good at line-outs, but I do like a good scrummage. And the chap behind the camera can sing ‘Swing Low, Sweet Chariot’. Curious Observer to Goat: OK then. Let’s play. Hoolio The Hippo - Tue 13th Feb 2007 |
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Come on, it's gonna be great! Just at the start of the final number, you jump up on the altar and then Al bites your head off. I mean, how hard can it be? spekki - Mon 12th Feb 2007 |
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Don't make me angora-y... you wouldn't like me when I'm angora-y. auntie - Mon 12th Feb 2007 |
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You're right. Maybe handling this with kid gloves was not the best idea. Rob Falconer - Fri 9th Feb 2007 |
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Goat to curious observer: OK. You be Aramis. I’ll be Athos. And the chap behind the camera will be Porthos. But who will be our D’Artagnan? Curious Observer to Goat: Barnard! It’s got to be Barnard! Goat to curious observer: Agreed. And we’ll choose an Adam and the Ants song as our theme tune. Hoolio The Hippopotamus - Thu 8th Feb 2007 |
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After the puff of smoke had cleared Spekki was not best pleased.The frog had promised to turn into a beautiful princess if Spekki only would kiss it... Mart - Wed 7th Feb 2007 |
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It was at this moment that Spekki realised the woman at the rent-a-camel desk had pulled a fast one. Eddy - Wed 7th Feb 2007 |
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Fresh from his trip to the far East, Spekki persuaded Al to let him practice his newfound power-of-the-mind techniques on him with disatrous results. Eddy - Wed 7th Feb 2007 |
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And lo, with one look from Spekki the goat got out of the wheelchair and walked! It was indeed a miracle. Eddy - Wed 7th Feb 2007 |
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Speks: Someone said I could come and sow my wild goats up here. Wild Goat: Eeek!! x Strid The Kid x - Wed 7th Feb 2007 |
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The Goatfather: What you want kid? Speks: A quick pygmy up. The Goatfather: You come to the wrong place. Don't believe what you herd. You'd feta get outta here before I bust your dumbass. x Strid The Kid x - Mon 5th Feb 2007 |
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"Billy the Kid,? what bleeding cowboy films have you been watching pal." ken wilkinson - Sun 4th Feb 2007 |
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Speks: All-white? Goat: Yes I am thanks. Strid The Kid - Fri 2nd Feb 2007 |
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So the chorus goes "Goat Tell it on the Mountain" and THAT's where I want the bell to come in... auntie - Thu 1st Feb 2007 |
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Goat to curious observer: Yes I do enjoy listening to that particular Jeff Buckley album but, well, you know, I’m still not convinced that he quite reaches a peak on that Leonard Cohen song he sings! Hoolio The Mountain Explorer - Tue 30th Jan 2007 |
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The Adventures of Mirabelle the Metabolically Miraculous Goat Part 1 Chris: What am I going to do with all this... Goat: Belch The End Federer Is Betterer - Mon 29th Jan 2007 |
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No, no. The chorus was meant to be 'Hey Nonny Nonny' not 'Hey Nanny Nanny' Vera - Thu 25th Jan 2007 |
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Goat to Curious Observer: My mate Angora is in the next garden. Could I get by please? Curious Observer to Goat: Didn't I see you on Top Of The Pops a while back? Hoolio The Mountain Lion - Sat 20th Jan 2007 |
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The Goat-"You may be good, but I'm the expert in this field!" Spekki- "That's what you say, but I think that's just a Billy Brag. Anyway, who's herd of Goats?" Vera - Fri 19th Jan 2007 |
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OK they're both good looking but which one is the lead singer? Bob - Fri 19th Jan 2007 |
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When the other members of the Spekki Band decided to forcefully shave their famously hairy drummer one drunken night they certainly didn't expect that... mart - Fri 19th Jan 2007 |
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Although the maintenance of high standards in music enforcement goat was sure that this fellow was guilty of living under the influence of raw (but creative) acoustic music, he seemed such a friendly chap that he didn’t think it was necessary to make him walk the nearby set of disco dancing steps that had been created especially for such misdemeanours. Hoolio the Mountain Stag - Tue 16th Jan 2007 |
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Although the goat wagged it’s tail excitedly, and it’s ears stood up in a friendly and playful manner, our intrepid explorer knew that it could attack at any moment. Now if there was just some way he could get those original Flying Burrito Brother lyrics from the chain around it’s neck. Citrus Cid - Tue 16th Jan 2007 |
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" If your not on the list, you're not coming in. And no buts!" Vera - Mon 15th Jan 2007 |
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Right, pick the bench up or I'll piss in ya paddock. Karl - Mon 15th Jan 2007 |
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Get your goat love, you've pulled... tessa - Sun 14th Jan 2007 |
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Although the goat knew that he could easily lead these humans over the mountain, he sometimes wondered if there were times when they should just be left alone. They so often seemed to be in a strange world of their own. Larry The Larynx - Sun 14th Jan 2007 |
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Come and have a goat if you think you're hard enough... auntie - Fri 12th Jan 2007 |
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Here kitty kitty kitty ........ Lemonade Lenny - Mon 8th Jan 2007 |
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Spekki's search for Dolly Parton's mythical 'Goat of many colours' ends in disappointment again. Vera - Thu 4th Jan 2007 |
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Hmmm, when the Emergency Bassman offered to help Chris sort out his goatee, this was not what he expected... auntie - Wed 3rd Jan 2007 |
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You really should have gone to Spekkisavers. Einstein - Wed 3rd Jan 2007 |
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Chris was less than thrilled with his present from Oxfam... Vimtokid - Wed 3rd Jan 2007 |
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Padowan Spekki, follow this path and you will never be able to turn back. Baaaa. karim - Wed 3rd Jan 2007 |
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Look into my eyes my eyesnotaroundthe eyes look into my eyes into my eyesmyeyes You're under. Mart - Tue 2nd Jan 2007 |